Monday, 11 June 2012

Why having a zombie apocalypse plan makes good sense



A lot of people consider it a bit of a joke, an internet phenomenon that regularly does the rounds not just of conspiracy websites, but of more mainstream social networking sites, but there is increasing evidence that preparing a plan for the eventuality of a zombie apocalypse is not such a bad idea. Let's look at the principles behind it. Essentially what is being prepared for is a breakdown of the support structures that make day to day life relatively easy. Things like readily available food and clean water, protection from the police and military, a regular social order, relatively easy to access medical support and so on. The fact that you are declaring that you are doing this to prepare for a zombie event is by and large irrelevant. What you are actually doing is preparing yourself, and by extension your family for the breakdown of society, something that is becoming more and more likely as the pressure on the systems that we have relied on, and the power sources that drive our lives and economies, fossil fuels, increases.

So, what does a typical plan of this type consist of? In creating the plan there are a number of considerations, most of which are relatively straightforward but are worth reiterating anyway. The first is location. It is pretty much a given that population centres are going to be challenging environments in the event of societal breakdown from any cause. People will almost certainly band together in gangs to protect themselves and their resources and are unlikely to take kindly to individuals or small family groups. Gang cultures invariable descend into violence and this does not match the criteria that we are looking for. In addition, population centres are liable to have the highest death rates and therefore the highest rates of disease. Further, they have limited opportunities for long term food production, so whilst initial resources from supermarkets may be attractive, in the medium to long term these become less and less viable and are not easily replaced. So, a rural or semi-rural location is to be preferred. It is probably best to think in terms of older hunter-gatherer communities initially unless preparations include farming techniques and seed storage, since a hunter-gather lifestyle is more easily prepared for and executed than any other.

Preparing for this lifestyle requires an understanding of basic geography and landscape analysis. High ground is a premium location affording a defensible position with good lines of sight. High ground tests also to be associated with higher rainfall, weather systems being forced up by terrain, and depending on the underlying geology often offer spring sides and clean water supplies. High ground overlooking a river valley or flood plain is also a good choice, since fresh water tends to draw game animals, a useful source of protein. Preparations should include well scouted locations, and likely transport methods to bring people and resources to these sites. An excellent preparation exercise is the increasingly popular pastime of geo-caching, where items are placed in remote locations and map reading skills are utilised to find them. Having established a location, and a variety of routes to the location, thoughts should turn to acquisition of supplies. Given that there is currently no clear timeline for this eventuality it makes little sense to begin stockpiling now, but as part of the planning process, an analysis of where supplies can be found and picked up in times of crisis is very useful. Priority supplies include bottled water, canned goods, dried goods, fuel, transport and potentially livestock, weapons and ammunition. It is worth taking note at this point that firearms may not be the best long term survival weapon given the specialist skills required to produce ammunition. Making bullets requires the production of propellant, the casting of the bullet itself, the manufacture of the casing and the firing cap, all to high levels of precision with low tolerances. More rudimentary weapons such as spears and bow and arrows may be a better long term option, although firearms are excellent in the short to medium term.

Having established location and source of supplies the final initial assessment needs to be on the human resources available, and the skill sets that are currently available and those which need to be enhanced. Small groups are easier to manage and move around quietly, but can be easily out-gunned by larger groups. My personal preference is for small groups up to ten strong, but others prefer larger groups. Either way, priority skills are emergency medical, particularly wound care, infection control and bone setting, hunting and tracking skills, particularly including fishing and boat building skills, basic outdoorsman skills including shelter building and fire making, and some botanical identification skills to establish a safe and reliable foraging regime for food gathering. These skills are the bare essentials and at least two members of the group, no matter how small should have good knowledge of each one core skill and everyone should have a basic knowledge of all of the core skills. Any skills that are not currently known within the group should be learned as soon as possible, and once learned, kept updated. This can be achieved without arousing suspicion by engaging in hobbies such as historical re-enactment, archery, woodworking, field craft, foraging and first aid, all of which are considered almost mainstream, and groups found in most areas.

Being prepared is not as difficult as it may at first appear, and certainly doesn't require vast tracts of land purchase, underground bunkers, huge stockpiles of food and weapons or vast expense. Start simple, don't draw attention to yourself or your group, don't discuss your plans outside your group. Whether you ever have to use them in anger or not, whether the zombie apocalypse happens or not, these skills are useful and could one day save a life, maybe even your own or your loved ones. Worth thinking about next time you see a zombie apocalypse joke, eh?

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